The Lighter Side...

You might have noticed that updates have been seldom of late. This is due, partly, to a shift of focus to my main blog, The New York Feuilleton.

Here's a bit of humor from two very dissimilar items that I came across today.

First off, here's a middle school paper on Justin Bieber that was discovered on a shared hard drive at a Berlin school and forwarded to me by one of the school's employees.

"Justin Bieber is a bad singer and was a hobo…and still should be. He relies on his magical hamburger, Chicken Joe. He thinks his “fans” scream because they love him but they actually scream in horror.

Justin Bieber is so crazy he made a song called “Baby” for his baby doll called Sissy Hotdog.

The one person who wrote this is just jealous… " 

Second off, a luridly poetic CASUAL ENCOUNTERS craigslisting. I'm 80% certain that it's a joke, but who cares! It's still damn hilarious. The title of the post is "Love is a dog from Hell"

"HELLO HELLO 

I am searching a girl. For walking around under moon beams, smelling the perfume of night flowers. Discover

the mystery who is hiding in the empire of darkness. Dance Dance until our feet become magma. I want someone

to deeply watch the chaos with me, the plasma TV of supernova explosion. OH OPHELIA WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?

YOUR PRINCE IS HERE. And he is standing in his grey-desert suit, with faded roses in his left hand. OH, COME AND

SEE THE DARK GLORY IN MY EYE. Would you be my neuroleptic princess ? The velvet rolling up my heart ?

Come drink my mythological verb.

PS : Of course, you will have to be beautiful and rich."

 Hope that this has enlivened your day. Feel free to forward any similar tidbits.

The Night Kitchen Staff